The best animal jokes

Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
Vote:
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
Vote:
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, elephant, time
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, holiday
<<<65666768
More jokes →
Page 65 of 153.