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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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