The best animal jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, animal, dog, kids, travel
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
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