Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.