The best animal jokes

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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