The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.