The best animal jokes

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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