What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.