Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."