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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning. "What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
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A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach, a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, "hats under there?" So the man answers , "A bird..." The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital & in alot of pain. A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?' The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man...? She answers, "I din't do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!"
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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