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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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