Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.