A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.