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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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