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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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