How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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