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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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