The best animal jokes

Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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