What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."