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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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