How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.