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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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