Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.