What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.