Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.