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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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