What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.