Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.