Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.