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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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