What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.