What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?