What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.