What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.