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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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