Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.