What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.