The best animal jokes

Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, travel
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
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