Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!