The best animal jokes

Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, driving
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, fish
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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