The best animal jokes

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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