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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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