The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, driving
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, travel
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
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