What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.