The best animal jokes

How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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