What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.