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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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