The best animal jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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