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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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