How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion.
The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."