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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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