What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.