An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose. 
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.