What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion.
The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."