What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."