An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.