The best athlete jokes

Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, athlete
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, dinosaur
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: athlete, kids
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: athlete, friendship, sport
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems