Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.