So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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