Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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