The best athlete jokes

So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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