Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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