Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.