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Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.