You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.