You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.