Joke #11468

You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’

"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.