You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!