You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.