You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Vote:
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."