You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.