Joke #11468

You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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