You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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