You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."