You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.