A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?"
His friend nods. "Sure."
"Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..."
He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin.
His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment.
"Dude, that is not cool."
The doctor, indignant, defended himself.
"What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients."
His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good."
To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: With a knife.
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One step forward, 12 floors down.
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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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