Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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