The best black humor jokes

I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 65.09 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 64.95 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.92 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.70 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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