Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."