A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good."
To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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