The best black humor jokes

So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 64.54 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, black humor
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 63.83 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
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