The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 65.09 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.67 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 64.65 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
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