The best black humor jokes

Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 64.86 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 64.74 % from 596 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.67 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 64.58 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
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