The best black humor jokes

Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.97 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 64.86 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 64.78 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
One step forward, 12 floors down.
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has 64.73 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 64.21 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 64.18 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
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