The best black humor jokes

What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.83 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.66 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 64.58 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.23 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
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