The best black humor jokes

What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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