The best black humor jokes

A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!” “Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, doctor?” “Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.” “Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully. The doctor replied, “Well no, but … it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food, health, hospital
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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has 65.41 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 65.00 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
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