The best black humor jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 65.41 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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has 65.41 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 65.38 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
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