The best black humor jokes

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 65.36 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 65.24 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.92 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
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