Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.