The best black humor jokes

A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 65.16 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 65.01 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.91 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.90 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 64.86 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
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