The best black humor jokes

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.35 % from 427 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 64.30 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.26 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 64.23 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
One step forward, 12 floors down.
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 63.56 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 63.48 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
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