Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.