Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.