The best black humor jokes

These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 64.70 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.67 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.36 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
One step forward, 12 floors down.
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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