The best black humor jokes

My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 64.54 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.40 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 64.29 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.18 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 63.94 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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