Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.