The best black humor jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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