There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: With a knife.
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before."
The legless man shakes his head.
Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before."
The legless man shakes his head again.
Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before."
The legless man says, "No."
The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!