What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!