What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.