The best black humor jokes

Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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More jokes about: alcohol, black humor


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