The best black humor jokes

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.58 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 64.45 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.36 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
My wife beamed at me with pride and said, "Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!" I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 63.76 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
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