The best black humor jokes

My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 64.54 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, navy, religious, Valentines day
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 63.97 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 63.61 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 63.19 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 63.08 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
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