The best black humor jokes

Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 64.29 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.23 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 63.54 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
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