I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.