The best black humor jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.23 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 63.88 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
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