The best black humor jokes

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 63.99 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One step forward, 12 floors down.
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has 63.97 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 63.76 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 63.75 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 63.28 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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