The best black humor jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.23 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 64.12 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 63.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
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