The best black humor jokes

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 63.61 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 63.61 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 63.43 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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