Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"