What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.