Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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