How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works