The best black people jokes

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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