How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.