The best black people jokes

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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has 45.96 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 45.91 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 45.85 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 45.85 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 45.84 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 45.84 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 45.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 45.58 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 45.56 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 45.37 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
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