The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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