Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."