The best black people jokes

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 52.59 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 52.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 52.30 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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has 52.15 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 51.78 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 51.77 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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