The best black people jokes

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 46.72 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 46.41 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 46.37 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 46.35 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.31 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 46.30 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
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