Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"