The best black people jokes

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 47.01 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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has 46.96 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 46.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.33 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 46.26 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 46.18 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 45.99 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 45.96 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 45.87 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
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