How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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