The best black people jokes

Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.31 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 46.06 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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has 45.94 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 45.93 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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has 45.85 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 45.83 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 45.39 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 45.26 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 45.05 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
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