Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.