The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 46.80 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 46.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 46.66 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.00 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 45.92 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 45.87 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 45.78 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 45.75 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 45.71 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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