The best black people jokes

A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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has 46.95 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 46.70 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.30 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 46.30 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 46.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 45.84 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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has 45.83 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 45.56 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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