Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works 
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."