The best black people jokes

Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Vote: has 50.00 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Vote: has 49.30 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Vote: has 49.20 % from 75 votes. Send joke:

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