The best blonde jokes

Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: blonde, work
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
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has 77.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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has 76.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, time
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?", the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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has 76.67 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.
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has 76.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
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has 76.44 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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