The best blonde jokes

How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, work
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
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Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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