Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
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Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!