The best blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, blonde, celebrity, death
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage? Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
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