The best blonde jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back. The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min. They asked when she got there, "What took so long"? The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, soccer
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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