What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.