Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!