The best blonde jokes

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
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