Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."