There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.