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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
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Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts. ‘How can I get to the other side?’ The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
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