The best blonde jokes

Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
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