The best blonde jokes

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
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There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, genie
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.
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