Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.