There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge. 
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
An old man asks a blond:
If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747.