The best blonde jokes

How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 29.85 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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