Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.