A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’