Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.