A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.