Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.
One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.
All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.
The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
and poof, her wish was granted.
The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
and poof, her wish was granted.
Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Did you hear about the blonde who was treated in the emergency room for concussion and severe head wounds?
She’d tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break?
If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?