What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.