The best blonde jokes

Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 30.19 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, horse, life
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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