The best blonde jokes

Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes. All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened." and poof, her wish was granted. The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened." and poof, her wish was granted. Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."
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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was treated in the emergency room for concussion and severe head wounds? She’d tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
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