The best blonde jokes

Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 29.17 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, horse, life
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, weather
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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