The best blonde jokes

How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, weather
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 29.36 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
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