The best blonde jokes

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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