The best blonde jokes

Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days? The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.
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What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, baby, bar, blonde, ginger
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, horse, life
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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