Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe. 
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
An old man asks a blond:
If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts.
‘How can I get to the other side?’
The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’
‘No, I just lie there.’
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.