The best blonde jokes

Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts. ‘How can I get to the other side?’ The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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