The best blonde jokes

Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick. A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her. ‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says. ‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde. ‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’
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How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
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What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life? Third grade.
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Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days? The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 29.75 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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