An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts. ‘How can I get to the other side?’ The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."