The best blonde jokes

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
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What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
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