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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
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What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
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What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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