The best blonde jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, horse, life
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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