The best blonde jokes

What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
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What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 31.18 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
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