What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
A blonde keeps checking her mail box.
A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery.
‘No,’ she replies.
‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
An old man asks a blond:
If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde.
The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde.
The bouncer is blonde.
The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.