The best blonde jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, genie
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 32.05 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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