Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde.
The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde.
The bouncer is blonde.
The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
A blonde keeps checking her mail box.
A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery.
‘No,’ she replies.
‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.