Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts. ‘How can I get to the other side?’ The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".