What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof*
Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof*
Blonde: I think-. *poof*
There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts.
‘How can I get to the other side?’
The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’