The best blonde jokes

Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 29.82 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, baby, bar, blonde, ginger
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