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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
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