The best blonde jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, baby, bar, blonde, ginger
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, weather
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Blonde Overdue A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
A blonde goes into a kitchen store and says to an assistant "Can i buy that TV please?" The assistant says "Sorry we don't serve blondes." So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed and then comes back and says, "Excuse me can i buy that TV please?" and the assistant says "No, because we still know who you are." So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery. She then comes back and says "Excuse me, can I buy that TV please?" and the assistant says, "No, because it's a microwave!"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
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