When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...