What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.