What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.