The best blonde jokes

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, baby, bar, blonde, ginger
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, weather
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Blonde Overdue A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
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