The best blonde jokes

What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go. The brunette said she would like to go to Mars. The redhead said she would like to go to Venus. The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun. "But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.

How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.