Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.