How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!