How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.