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How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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