The best blonde jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
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A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.44 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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