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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
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Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
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Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
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