What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
A blonde goes into a kitchen store and says to an assistant "Can i buy that TV please?" The assistant says "Sorry we don't serve blondes." So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed and then comes back and says, "Excuse me can i buy that TV please?" and the assistant says "No, because we still know who you are." So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery. She then comes back and says "Excuse me, can I buy that TV please?" and the assistant says, "No, because it's a microwave!"
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"