Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break?
"It's too hard to re-train them."
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland.
She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.