What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
An old man asks a blond:
If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!