Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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