The best blonde jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
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Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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