The best blonde jokes

Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, husband
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 28.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
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