The best blonde jokes

How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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