A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar.
The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ?
With a tyre gauge.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she’s pregnant.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.