Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.