The best blonde jokes

Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 20.28 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, technology
A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
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