The best blonde jokes

Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, husband
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, technology
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
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