The best blonde jokes

Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 22.17 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, husband
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 21.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
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