The best blonde jokes

A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 21.13 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 21.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
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