The best blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 20.80 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, technology
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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