Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.