The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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