Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.