The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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