The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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