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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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