The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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