Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.