Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.