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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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