Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.