The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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