The best Chuck Norris jokes

Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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