Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.