The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, programmer, technology
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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