The best Chuck Norris jokes

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
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