Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.