Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.