The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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