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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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