The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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