The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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