The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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