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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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