Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.