The best Chuck Norris jokes

Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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