The best Chuck Norris jokes

Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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