Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.