The best Chuck Norris jokes

Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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