Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.