The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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