Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.