The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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