The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 47.74 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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