The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
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