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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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