The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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