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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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