Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.