They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.