Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.