The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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