Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.