Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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