An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.