Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.