They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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