Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.