The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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