Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.