Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.