Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.