The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 48.93 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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