Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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