Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.