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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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