The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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