The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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