The best Chuck Norris jokes

They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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