Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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