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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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