Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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