The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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