A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.