The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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