The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.