The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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