Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.