The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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