The best Chuck Norris jokes

Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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