Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.