The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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