Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.