The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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