Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.