The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.