Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.