Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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