The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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