A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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