The best Chuck Norris jokes

I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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