Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.