Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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