The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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