Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.