I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.