Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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