The best Chuck Norris jokes

Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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