The best Chuck Norris jokes

We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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