Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.