Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.