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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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