It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.