The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris is a fact.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 57.90 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
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