Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.