Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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