The best Chuck Norris jokes

Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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