Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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