The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
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