The best Chuck Norris jokes

It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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