The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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