Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.