The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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