The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.