The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.