The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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