The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.