The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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