The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.