Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.