Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.