Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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