Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.