Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.