Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.