When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.