Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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