The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.64 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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