The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, Chuck Norris
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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