Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.