The best Chuck Norris jokes

Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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