Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.