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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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