The best Chuck Norris jokes

Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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