The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 47.39 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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