Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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