Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.