The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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