Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.