Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.