The best Chuck Norris jokes

The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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