The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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