Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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