The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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