The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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