The best Chuck Norris jokes

Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
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