The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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