Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.