Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.