Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.