Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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