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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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