Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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