Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.