When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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