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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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