Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.