Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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