The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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