The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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