Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.