The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
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