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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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