Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.