The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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