Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.