The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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