Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.