Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.