The best Chuck Norris jokes

Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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