The best Chuck Norris jokes

Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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