The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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