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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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