Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.