Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.