The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
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