The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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