My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.