For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.