The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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