Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.