Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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