Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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