The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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