Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.