The best Chuck Norris jokes

My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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