Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.