For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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