The best Chuck Norris jokes

Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 48.00 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 47.98 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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