The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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