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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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