Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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