The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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