When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.