In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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