The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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