If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.