The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 46.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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