The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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