Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.