The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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