The best Chuck Norris jokes

Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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