Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.