The best Chuck Norris jokes

After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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