Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.