When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.