Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.