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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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