Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.