Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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