Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.