Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.