The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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