A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.