Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.