Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.