Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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