The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
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