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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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