When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.