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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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