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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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