The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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