The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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