The best Chuck Norris jokes

A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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