Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.