Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.