The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 54.95 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
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