Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...