Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.