The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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