The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 54.95 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
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