The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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has 45.92 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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