The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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