Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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