Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.