The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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