Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.