Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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