Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.