The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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