Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.