The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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