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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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