The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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has 45.92 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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