The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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