The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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