For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.