A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.