The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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