Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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