The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 56.28 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 55.73 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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