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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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