Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.