Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.