The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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