The best Chuck Norris jokes

Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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