The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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