Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.