Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.