Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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