Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"