Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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