Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.