The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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