When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.