When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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