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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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