When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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