When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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