When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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