When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.