When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.