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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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