When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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