The best Chuck Norris jokes

No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, programmer, technology
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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