In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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