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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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