Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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