The best Chuck Norris jokes

Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 55.18 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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