The best Chuck Norris jokes

People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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