Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.