The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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