The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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