Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.