The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 45.95 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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has 45.92 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.86 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
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