Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.