People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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