Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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