The best Chuck Norris jokes

Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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