Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.