Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.