The best Chuck Norris jokes

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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