No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.