Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.