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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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