No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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