The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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