When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.