Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.