The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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