The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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