Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.