The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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