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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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