The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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