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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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