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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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