The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, family
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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