Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.