The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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