The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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