What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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