The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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