Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.