The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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