The best Chuck Norris jokes

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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