The best Chuck Norris jokes

What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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