Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.