The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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