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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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