Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.