Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.