Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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