The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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