Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.