What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.