The best Chuck Norris jokes

Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
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