What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.