Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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