Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.