Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.