Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"