Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.