Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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