If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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