The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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