Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.