The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
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