The best Chuck Norris jokes

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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