Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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