The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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