Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.