15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like