Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."