Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.