Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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