The best Chuck Norris jokes

15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 54.56 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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