The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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