Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.