Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]