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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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