The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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