July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.