The best Chuck Norris jokes

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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