The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bar, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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