The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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