The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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