He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.