Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.