Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.