Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.