Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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