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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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