Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.