The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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