When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.