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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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