Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.