Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.