Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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