Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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