Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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