The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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