The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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