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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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