The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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