The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.