The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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