The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.