The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.