The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".