Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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