The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 62.39 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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