The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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