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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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