The best Chuck Norris jokes

There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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