The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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