When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.