Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.