The best Chuck Norris jokes

When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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