The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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