Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.