When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.