The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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