The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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