WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.