Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.