Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.