Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.