The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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