The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 44.92 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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