When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"