Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.