The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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