The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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