The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.