The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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