The best Chuck Norris jokes

The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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