The best Chuck Norris jokes

When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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