The best Chuck Norris jokes

Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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