Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.