The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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