Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.