The best Chuck Norris jokes

The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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