When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.