The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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