The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.