The best Chuck Norris jokes

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
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