Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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