When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.