Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!