The best Chuck Norris jokes

30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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