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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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