The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
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