Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.