Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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