When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.