When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.