The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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