The best Chuck Norris jokes

In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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