Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.