The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
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