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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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