Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.