Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.