The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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