The best Chuck Norris jokes

15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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