Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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