The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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