The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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