It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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