The best Chuck Norris jokes

It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, family
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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