Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.