The best Chuck Norris jokes

Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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