The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.