Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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