Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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