When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.