The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 53.75 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
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