Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.