Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!