The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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