The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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