Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.