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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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