Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.