The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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