Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!