Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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