The best Chuck Norris jokes

The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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has 45.92 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
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