Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.