The best Chuck Norris jokes

Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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