The best Chuck Norris jokes

On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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