The best Chuck Norris jokes

A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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