A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.