The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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