Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.