Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.