The best Chuck Norris jokes

"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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