It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.