The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
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