The best Chuck Norris jokes

Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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