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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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