The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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