The best Chuck Norris jokes

Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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