Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.