Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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