The best Chuck Norris jokes

The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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