The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.