The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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