The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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