If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris