The best Chuck Norris jokes

Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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