The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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