Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.