The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: April fools, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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