Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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