The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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