Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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