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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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