The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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