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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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