The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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