The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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