The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: April fools, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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