The best Chuck Norris jokes

In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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