Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.