Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.