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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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