The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: catholic, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beer, Chuck Norris
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