The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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