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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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