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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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