The best Chuck Norris jokes

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
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