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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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