The best Chuck Norris jokes

Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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