The best Chuck Norris jokes

2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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