No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.