Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.