2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.