Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.