The best Chuck Norris jokes

Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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