The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
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