Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.