The best Chuck Norris jokes

Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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