After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.