The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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