The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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