The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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