Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.